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THB almost all diets (alike most religions) lead a citizen astray

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Week 4


Date: 25 Jan 2021
Motion: THB almost all diets (alike most religions) lead a citizen to weal
Role: Whip (opp.)


This has been a fantastic debate that has touched upon the nerves of people, as everyone has an opinion on what to eat and what to think about what his or her neighbour eats, too. I think our side has debunked the idea that any diet can be good for you as long as it restricts the amount of calories taken in. Patently this is not the case. Among diets, just as among religions, there are the scientologies and the Urantia books, whose aim is not to set up the citizen for an altogether better life, but rather to dupe him into parting with his money and free will.

Even though our side acknowledged the merits of some diets that they have tried, too, I want to focus on the most basic “good” diet, the so-called food pyramid. It was developed by Swedes in 1974 and adopted by the USDA in 1992. People had been vegetarian before, but they did it on their own devices and dime, whereas the food pyramid came as guidance from the state. Its idea is this: eat as much as you want off the bottom and eat as little as you can from the top. It seems that people still do not get it, because they have reversed it so that they crave clearly too much what lies on (the way to) the top; i.e. the less harmless stuff. The most up-to-date pyramid that I have seen has vegetables, root vegetables, fruit and berries on the bottom, and I base my speech on that pyramid. In the next, I will go through how a segment of people, respectively, goes against the grain of the pyramid’s true content and message.

People Who Eat a Surfeit of Carbohydrates
It’s easy to overindulge in carbohydrates. They are readily available in a multitude of products that tend to have a long shelf life. They come fiber-rich, which is good, and fiber-poor, which is bad. One can safely assume that there would not be billions of people today if someone had not invented bread and cereals at some point. People (used to) love bread. A normal baguette or sliced bread in a home setting is usually layered with all kinds of extras, and that in its own right begins to build up fat and eat away at health. A typical person who eats too much bread or carbs on a daily basis, just stores the excess amount of energy as fat tissue in his or her body. Fat accumulates around all internal organs, not just the stomach bag. Driven to the extreme, this will result in diabetes B. Our Secretary took a firm stand against excessive carbs.

People Who Eat a Surfeit of Protein or Dairy Products
Bodybuilding among men, fitness among women, man’s natural craving for animal meat, especially barbecued and grilled, coupled with some well-known dieticians, seem to be a driving force why a growing number of people try to keep meat as their number #1 source of energy and vitamins. This is often combined with an aversion to carbohydrates and sugar, making the adherents disown, say, beer. Dairy products follow in the same footsteps as meat, as they often contain protein as well, being mammals’ first meal from their mothers’ teats. It has been reported that exercising people feel fatigue on too high a protein-based diet, and carcinogens are also a major issue here. This bent of folks was the target of our MP, conversant as she is with that.

People Who Eat a Surfeit of Fats or Other High-Density Products
I would presume fewer people want to favour fats over the other food groups in their diet. There are some exceptions to this rule, such as inuits who live in Siberia and Greenland and who have learnt to survive in focussing on the most calorie-rich parts of seal meat, which is the fat tissue. It goes without saying that they may not care too much for green things, in the winter at least. In the summer, they may recompensate… There are also Westerners who put olive oil in everything or butter in every side serving. It can be said that some people “favour fat”. What’s more, we should juxtapose fats with everything else that people can put down their throats, on top of the pyramid. The original food pyramid omitted unnatural foodstuffs coyly, mentioning only sweets. We all know people whose intake centers to a great extent on these mega- or meta-products. Somehow they stay alive from year to year. But, it cannot be good for them. This was the pet peeve of our Chair.

People Who Eat a Surfeit of Plant-Based Products
What has gone hitherto un(der)mentioned is a vegetarian or a vegan lifestyle. In that case, vegetarians and vegans should be seen as presiding over a pyramid of their own, where grains and veggies not only constitute their own compartment but also replace dairy products, proteins and fats; in part, or entirely. What’s noteworthy about this competing pyramid is that it would have some extra ingredients at the top, next to fats. As vegans cannot get all their B-vitamins and some other necessary vital substances from the flora easily, they need to use dietary supplements and take them from a pill bottle. As with meateaters, their “sin compartment” at the top of the pyramid would likewise exist indeed.

It seems that there is a big temptation for food lobbies and sundry dieticians, as opposed to vegetable growers, to lobby for their products to replace greens as the bottommost staple, which would, in theory, lead to an upsurge in the demand. Here one such view. Why are berries, fruit, root vegetables and vegetables the most recommendable food group for a human being to eat? I can come up with three explanations. a) The foodstuffs are in order of caloric density. Greens have the lowest density, as they contain so much water. b) They are in order of how much lipids they include, and in this context alcohol may be regarded as just another lipid, as its caloric value is the same. Agains, greens have the lowest rate, close to zero. Or, c) Foods may be in order of how much they are considered carcinogenic and conducive to heart and blood-vessel disease. Greens are not entirely without guilt, as they too, are sprayed with pesticides and poisons, but in the long run, they are probably the least carcinogenic of the whole pyramid.

The pyramid in its own right teaches people to eat right, but despite its simplicity its presentation may be wrong. People automatically tend to think what is on top, is good for you, and what is on bottom, is bad for you, whereas the truth is the reverse. It’s clear that LITERACY perhaps does not lead to NUMERACY and even less to “VISUALACY”, the ability to interpret scientifically devised, visually explicit diagrams and graphs in an appropriate way. Maybe the pyramid would need to be upended, laid upside down, in order to be understood in the right manner. Or, perhaps it is the caveman instincts that are the culprit, hurdle and underlying reason for our desire to eat like our forebears did, with the emphasis on the word part “bear“. But, truth be told, even bears eat much more healthy — think berries, honey and salmon — than a significant percentage of people.


Perustelu(t)/puolustelu(t): Whip-puheeksi tässä on hyvää se, että esitän kokonaisnäkemyksen asiasta tavalla, jolla sitä eivät aiemmat puhujat olisivat välttämättä edes voineet tehdä. Näin whipin roolissa toistuu sama, kuin mitä ollaan sanottu kääntäjien roolista: hän “paitsi heijastaa valoa myös luo sitä lisää.” Whipin sanomaksi jää se, että ruoan kanssa ei pitäisi kikkailla ja että ei ole kovin monta oikeaa tapaa syödä, vaikka maallikko voisi luulla muuta vallitsevassa informaatioympäristössä. Tämä puhe päättää kierroksen, jossa on käyty kaikissa rooleissa pöydän ympärillä.

THW slap a caveat-emptor warning on sex talk by the media for being lopsided and misleading

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Week 3


Media talk reminds one of urging the serpent to slither into the barrel of a gun.

Date: 21 Jan 2021
Motion: THW slap a caveat-emptor warning on sex talk by the media for being lopsided and misleading
Role: Whip (gov.)


Whenever I hear or read talk about carnal affairs in general in public, I cannot ever be satisfied. There is a lot in common with the way the media talk about alcohol, as was mentioned earlier. The downsides and statistics of alcohol use are without exception brought up and the general tone is that “there is no safe maximum amount”, so the conclusion is always that people should use alcohol only when they pass a milestone in their lives, if even then (first communion, engagement, wedding, baptism, funeral etc.) And the same goes for sex. It is only necessary when trying to conceive babies, if even then. For, there are in vitro clinics. We’ve come a long way from Henry Miller. He passed away as late as 1980, and it’s roughly then that things began to slide downhill.

The norm for a healthy life in between the sheets was drawn in the 1970’s when couples declared that they did “it” on average twice a week (in Finland, according to the FinSex series of follow-up studies). That means a lay every three or four days or nights, and that would not sound too bad in a layman’s or a laywoman’s ears, is my educated guess. However, this was not attained anymore during the 80’s, when different factors began to factor into the equation. One that comes to mind readily is the onslaught of HIV, in its late stage AIDS, from 1983 onward. The days of casual sex were over once the news spread about the deadly ‘souvenir’, should one err to travel without a ‘raincoat’.

Our side acquainted itself with a spread-sized article in the nation’s biggest daily that sums up the situation. Like all articles, an averse attitude runs through it, even though it’s tempered frequently with all kinds of concessions. But that’s only because even its writer can acknowledge the reality: People go at it like rabbits, if and when they feel like. That’s part of human nature, and one would begin to sound like part of the clergy, if one would start denying that categorically. So, the idea is: “give them a little finger, but not the whole hand.” Even though the hand is what the side that opposes us in the conversation is often concerned with. Their own hand, not anyone else’s.

Intercourse Is the Norm – Not Because It’s Always Good But Because It Is Good for You
As our Chair pointed out, discussion often revolves around how all forms of foreplay should allegedly be equal to actual intercourse. This ware has been touted for a long time, even in schools. The problem with blowjobs and handjobs is that they are just another name for self-abuse, and when that is being performed by someone else, a better name for it might be abuse-by-another. They are not about the special communion that the sex act is about. They have come to the area of sex from the world of repressed subcultures: the general population under repressive theologically controlled religious societies; inmates, prisoners; teenagers who are supposed to retain their physical virginity; and the LGBTI community. What unites them is that they cannot always opt freely, so they settle for less. Free adults in free societies should not be concerned with that as a sound substitute.

Long Wait Precedes the Age of Consent But Should Not Follow It
It was also brought up that people can’t get their hands on each other that soon. Now, if we think about it, like our MP mentioned, it’s not that consummating to hop in to and out of a twice-a-week era of carnal activity in one’s life, meaning that first the person has waited a whole teenage to be licenced to thrill, then there is a brief period of activity and thereafter a lull sets in again, as if that was some kind of a “desirable” outcome. It is as if being schooled for work for the duration of one’s whole early life, then having a worklife for 2 – 7 years, after which retirement beckoned. Pension funds cannot afford that, and I suspect that that extends to the human race as well, at least on a national level, as birthrates are plummeting.

Norms May Be Modelled on Minorities But Fitted onto the Majority
This twice-a-week norm was attained by the white straight majority in the 1970’s, and soon it transpired that a lot of people cannot keep up with it. There should be about a hundred acts a year to meet that quota satisfactorily. Our side’s suspicion is, voiced by our 2nd speaker Secretary that first there was the HIV scare, which spread among the LGBTI community (mainly gay men), took a leap outward and led to the dwindling of casual encounters and flings among groups of any orientation. Then, surprise, poll results began to be gathered among groups that according to common sense out of necessity have less sex than gen pop. For LGBTIs, a partner is harder to find due to the scarcity of candidates. Everyone knows inner city is a jungle when it comes to casual encounters. If polls are conducted among those who most commonly live in the urban core, it turns out that they have less sex because they live in the triangle of nightlife <> tenement <> workplace, and there’s precious little carnal life to be derived from that scene, at least less than for the older straight white suburbanite.

The conclusion of my speech is that, like in so many other matters, those who have a problem with something, the zero-to-ten-percenters, are targeted by journalists and politicians alike. Policies are devised inspired by them and articles are written about them. The story mentioned that both polled men and women brought up that they would want to “do it” far more often but that they fall short due to no partner or unwilling partner. The logical conclusion should be that society should help these people catch up with their self-set goal for themselves instead of trying to reduce the carnal lives of the rest of population onto the same level as what it is for the firstmentioned. Free trade and the corporate world should not intervene with their authentic love dolls and other kind of industrial decoy ducks. Expressed in more leftist terms, the whole scene would need to be like “to everyone according to one’s needs”, rather than “let’s share in the misery”.


Perustelu(t)/puolustelu(t): Nyt on kova. Olen yrittänyt välttää sukupuoliaiheiden käsittelyä, mutta kun siihen lopulta on suuri paine eikä aihetta voi ikuisuuksiin vältellä vaikuttamatta tomppelilta tai teknikolta, koko juttu purkautuu kovalla paineella suoraan silmille. Kun kirjoitin, jokainen lause tuntui kuin hermopeliltä, jossa kävelin kuin veitsenterällä. Mietin, eikö tämä koskaan pääty. Tiedän jo nyt, että kirjoitin pidemmän puheen kuin useat aiemmista, mutta toivon, että hermoilu myös näkyy tekstissä sen keskimääräistä parempana osuvuutena. Puhe on tekstissä mainitun artikkelin inspiroima. Siinä on myös aika paljon kaksimielisyyksiä, jotka voi tulkita ohimennen lauotuiksi vitseiksi tai vain sivuuttaa.

THB all pop songs should not end in a fadeout

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Week 2


Songs end in love, heartbreak and death, but sonically and structurally they also end in several different ways.

Date: 16 Jan 2021
Motion: THB all pop songs should end in a fadeout
Role: MP (opp.)


Having listened to the conversation, especially from the govt., it must be said that a fade-out has its good sides as a song ending. It can be fast or slow, for starters. And it does not prevent a DJ from cross-fading into another song. Like it has been said, it can also be done manually by a person, if it does not have a natural, other kind of a stop point.

There are, for all that, a number of other types of endings that are equally meritable. In the annals of pop music, all kinds of endings have been tried so far, in many variations, on a number of records, because let’s face it: a song always has to end. It cannot go on forever. It needs to be stopped “in its tracks”. And, even if some philosophers might argue that “that’s impossible”, “the song cannot end”, “it will go on in your head”, for the sake of pragmatics, all songs end somehow, followed by a silence.

I want to enumerate here other types of endings that exist and mention also songs in which they are manifest:

Abrupt ending (1 bar or less) with a possible tail echo
CMX: “Ainomieli”; Guns n’ Roses: “Chinese Democracy” (it comes one or two beats after you expect it); Lords of the New Church: “Open Your Eyes”

Abrupt, violent end with 7, 5, 3 or 1 exact beat(s) of the snare drum
The Mission: “Into the Blue”

Bang of a gong
Alphaville: “Big in Japan”

Cabaret/circus/vaudeville music ending
Ugly Kid Joe: “Everything About You”

Hitting down of the base chord/note and letting it ring/vacillate for a couple/triple of bars
Blink-182: “All the Small Things”; No Doubt: “Just a Girl”; The Beatles: “A Day in the Life”; The Pixies: “Allison”

Hitting down some other chord/note than the base and letting it ring or cutting it short
ELO feat. Olivia Newton-John: “Xanadu”; Smash Mouth: “All Star”

Playing the piano keys up or down the scale to base note
Mansun: “Wide Open Space” (just hitting the same keys)

Prolonged “yeeeeaaaaaahh”
Too many Guns n’ Roses and Courtney Love songs to mention

Random synthesizer white noise
Queens of the Stone Age: “No One Knows” (several of these, ending in detuned radio noise)

Space sounds or special effects
Nico: “Innocent and Vain”

From the above examples, you can see (or hear) that there are many kinds of endings that a pop song can have, not forgetting that pieces of classical music also have many endings apart from the ubiquitous blasting out of the base note of the key of the composition with all the instruments, which sounds a bit scary, due to the sheer amount and volume of the instruments. I would say that there are as many ways to end a song as there are to die. A life is like a song. It has its beginning, its curve upward, its drama, its apex and — ultimately — an end.

Now, if the govt. would like to have as believe that only a fadeout is a passable ending to a song, it would like saying that “only a spell of suffering in a hospital after withering away at a nursing home is an appropriate end to a life”, for that is the approximate equivalent in life to a fadeout. That is downright cruelty. My side is happy to announce that the departure from this life can also happen more energetically, faster, with less misery. Those other kinds of departures you can hear in those other kinds of endings in songs, the way I have outlined them (above) before. They are also very happy endings, if we judge the merit of the ending based on how long it is. From this point of view, it is better that we have endings other than just the fadeout to choose from.


Perustelu(t)/puolustelu(t): Edustajan ominaisuudessa referoin keskustelua mutta myös kärjistän sen loppua kohti mennessä tavalla, joka voi hermostuttaa heikkohermoisempia. Täten täytän profiilini vaatimukset omalla tavallani. Koska mainitsemiani esimerkkejä ei millään ehtisi keksiä valmistautumisajan puitteissa ajallisesti, koska niiden selvitys on aikaa vievää työtä, sanoisin siinä tilanteessa ainoastaan keksimäni otsikot ja jättäisin esimerkit pois. Näin kirjallisessa esityksessä esimerkit voi kuitenkin jättää paikoilleen, jotta puheessa olisi vähän enemmän ajattelemisen aihetta.

THW learn two words simultaneously, one and its antonym, in a foreign language

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Week 1/2021


A fit cat is an antonym for a fat cat. Kind of.

Date: 7 Jan 2021
Motion: THW learn two words simultaneously, one and its antonym, in a foreign language
Role: MP (gov.)


I have consciously been learning languages during this century and while doing so I have, of course, come up with some insights on how the linguistic process works its way in the mind. Thefore, I am proposing here a novel thing familiar from the world of retail: Learn two words at the same time! Buy two items for the price of one!

Learning words in tandem has its benefits. The lazy attitude about it is to complain about the “load” of work. Who in his right mind would want to bother with two, when there is enough hassle learning just one, for Pete’s sake? It is like getting twins, when the only thing a wife or woman wanted was just one desired, expected and accepted child. For all that, learning two words at a time has its fundamental allure, which I am going to present here next.

Antonym Pairs Promote Comparison and Comparison Is the Root of Analysis
The device On the One Hand vs. On the Other Hand is underused in my 1st language; but it’s fairly common in English, as English is an analytical language and known for using that in philosophy, whether Continental or Empirical. It is a good sign if a person is in the habit of making comparisons between different things or comparing the conflicting, contradictory, controversial qualities present in just one person or thing. It is a sign of a thinking person, who would not be afraid before the complexity of life, at least not on the theoretical level, even if that did not extend to practical life.

One Does Not Have to Limit Oneself to Formal Words
The creeping impression that may come to mind is that there are merely fancy, fine, formal word pairs to learn, such as altitude and depth, or rustic and urban or galactic and planetary. This is not true. Antonym pairs can also be found elsewhere, in bustling city life, colourful subcultures and slang. Usually when there is a word, it also has some kind of a counterpart. If a single word has multiple potential antonymical counterparts, the one that sees the most use or is the most interesting to a subset of people should preferably be chosen.

One or the Other Is Often a Sentence-Ender or Opener
I have noticed that especially formal nouns that are abstract and impart a quality, strength or virtue are often chosen as the first word in a sentence. These are words such as beauty, poverty or velocity. The problem arises, early on, if a speaker does not know the first-word-to-be of a sentence. It results in evasion, stammering and uttering like… or you know even before the oration has begun. In other words, such a word is often the subject of a sentence. Very often the word or its antonym may also be the last word of a sentence. Such a word is sometimes called a predicative, at least in some languages. It is equally embarrassing if the speaker has to search for the last word before (s)he can finish the sentence, or utter a barrage of likes… or you knows… before that.

If I was a teacher of foreign language(s), I would impose a policy where I would routinely write the antonym for a word, too, if I wrote a word with a piece of chalk on the blackboard. And I would sometimes insist on finding out about it from my students or in a dictionary if none of us knew the correct antonym. This kind of a “blanket method” of learning language might produce results 5 – 25 % faster than the snail-paced trudge that language classes usually are. People may think “it’s boring“, but it’s not any more boring than the mechanics of an engine is, if one invests emotion in it.

People have a tendency to make comparisons while they reason and speak, and they do that intuitively, without deciding to do so. Therefore, it is nigh on necessary to know a lot of words from at least two “ends” of the discourse, the “one” end and the “other” end, in a manner of speaking. Knowing two opposing words also helps one in situations where only one of them, not both, is needed to complete a sentence, but it happens to be the one that is the less familiar one either to the speaker or speaking generally. Interestingly, antonyms also help straightforward motion in a delivery, not just a ping-pong, see-saw, zig-zag type of meandering motion.


Perustelu(t)/puolustelu(t): Vuoden aluksi puhe, joka on puhdasta semantiikkaa eikä politiikkaa tai sosiaalitieteitä. Antonyymit menevät väittelyn ytimeen sillä tavalla,  että yleensä yksi puolista puolustaa yhtä ja toinen toista jostakin vastakohtaisesta parista käsitteellisellä tasolla. Siinä taistelun tajuntaa supistavassa tuoksinassa sitä ei välttämättä tajua kognitiivisella tasolla. Tämä sopisi yhtä hyvin esitettäväksi kenen tahansa antonyymejä puolustavan puolen takaa, ja siksi se tulee nyt esitettäväksi edustajan antina.